this drunk knows

[Bigdaddy]

"In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

The boss collapsed...

[Uncle Steve]

 

[Bryank]

      

[ProGrade]

 

[black07ss]

   Oldie but a goodie!

[extricator1]

  Oldie but a goodie!

[Mudgrunt]

 

[edmalead]

 

[burl]

Hahahahahahaha

[Jjay78]

  Oldie but a goodie!

[yukonjake]

Lol that's hilarious

[72 Bogger]

Hahahahahahahaha

[larry60]

 

[duel1985]

Ha ha ha ha