Fairy Tale

[Wild One]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,  "Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and drove mud boggers and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,  and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
   

The End

[bubba]

so true

[Merc09]

Lol.

[Uncle Steve]

right on brother 

[edmalead]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!! 

[extricator1]

so true

Amen!

[Mudduck]

Lucky ba$tard! Haha

[ProGrade]

Love it!

[yukonjake]

Lol to funny

[Jjay78]

so true

....

thought this section was for funny stuff... not things that make the rest of us cry....

[larry60]