Daddy! Daddy!

Started by Uncle Steve, November 03, 2013, 10:08:29 PM

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Uncle Steve

 applaudd   A married fellow gets home early from work
and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife
naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart
attack," cries the woman. He rushes
downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's
dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy
slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and
rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough,
there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on
the closet floor. "You ba$tard!!!" says the
husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and
all you can do is run around the house naked
scaring the kids?"
==bgmS 10 Blazer with 31"s chevvv

xjs3667

*Paying someone to install parts and bragging about it being fast, is like watching someone **** your wife and being proud to raise their kids.*

*Follow my Ruts, If you got the Nuts!!*

*People say I'm Crazy,....but ya know what... I say I'm crazy too!!*

Bigdaddy

Free your mind...and your ass will follow!

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT, THEY'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE!!

dirtydog


duel1985

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha clueless
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE JUST GET IN HOLD ON AND GO

edmalead


extricator1

 
theres plenty of room for gods creatures right next to the mashed potatoes!!!

catwomen

How stuped can he be?
Good joke!!!!

larry60


Jjay78

chevvv ==rf chevgal There's plenty of room for all god's creatures............ right next to the mashed potatoes.... ==rf chevgal chevvv

newS10


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