kids what do ya say ?

[Uncle Steve]

  Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."

Cheeky rascals!

[Bigdaddy]

[michigan maniac]

Lol

[edmalead]

 

[steven94]

thats a good one

[steven94]

so this young boy gose to his dads house after his mom drops him off
he gose into his dads room and picks a condum up. he takes it to his dad and asks whats this?
dad in a panic says its a twinki and grabs it from him. he told his sont for every one you pick up and through away ill give you a dollar.
after the weekend is over he returns home and his mom ask him how did he get all this money. the son looks at her and said dad gave me a dollar for ever twinki i picked up but i didnt tell him i sucked all the cream out of them.

[D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.]

so this young boy gose to his dads house after his mom drops him off
he gose into his dads room and picks a condum up. he takes it to his dad and asks whats this?
dad in a panic says its a twinki and grabs it from him. he told his sont for every one you pick up and through away ill give you a dollar.
after the weekend is over he returns home and his mom ask him how did he get all this money. the son looks at her and said dad gave me a dollar for ever twinki i picked up but i didnt tell him i sucked all the cream out of them.

I was eating when i read this. Now the mayo on my sandqich dont look so good. Lol.

[larry60]