Those who have succeeded in anything and forget to mention luck are kidding there self. Post yours.
Some succeed because they are destin. Some succeed because they are determined.
Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
tough times dont last, tough people do,
By the way good topic 8)
Thanks.
'the road less traveled, is less traveled for a reason'
"Keep On Keepin On"
a=f forward ,it's all i know a=f
even if you refuse to decide, your still making a decision
"I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on"
a quote to a couple getting married TRY TO BE FRIEND AS WELL AS A LOVER in won a bottle of champagne on a airline flight one time with this one
here is another one U CAN PICK YOUR NOSE AND U CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS BUT U CANT PICK YOUR FRIENDS NOSE ;D
"Some men are condemned for what they do, some are condemned for what they don't do, but the measure of a man is not what he does or doesn't do, but what he admits to when caught."
" the grass maybe greener on the other side, but that dont mean u still dont have to mow the lawn"
Quote from: bubba on July 05, 2011, 10:04:51 PM
here is another one U CAN PICK YOUR NOSE AND U CAN PICK YOUR FRIENDS BUT U CANT PICK YOUR FRIENDS NOSE ;D
==roll
You have to beat the man to be the man...
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
When life throws you lemons make lemonade, when life throws you a ball of p00 duck.
There?s an old saying, which very often holds true: "the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior."
Don't waste your time looking back on what you've lost. Life isn't meant to be travelled backwards
live life to its fullest, turn the bottle on
we all have 2 ears, 2 eyes, and one mouth for a reason,
keep your friends close, but your enimys closer
A couple we say at work.
"Got to have sense to make cents, but we don't make sense we make dolla's"
" We emphasize quality, when its convienent"
Quote from: ShortTemperd on July 07, 2011, 10:39:23 PM
keep your friends close, but your enimys closer
for me its the other way around. keep your enemies close, but your friends closer. your friends have a better chance of screwin ya sometimes...
Spun rod bearings suck...
"This too shall pass"
Don't know who said it, but it bring's some peace of mind when things go astray
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
Quote from: TopFist on July 08, 2011, 05:29:23 PM
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
thats a good one!
Quote from: Le Dude on July 08, 2011, 05:32:06 PM
Quote from: TopFist on July 08, 2011, 05:29:23 PM
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
thats a good one!
Good old Red Green.
Kids in the back seat can cause accidents/accidents in the back seat can cause kids...
Quote from: MR NASTY on July 08, 2011, 07:06:49 PM
Kids in the back seat can cause accidents/accidents in the back seat can cause kids...
LMFAO!!!!!! OMG THAT WAS TO FUNNY!
if it was meant to be it would have been
a=f if sounds to good to true ,it prolly ain't a=f
May you base your decisions on knowledge and personal conviction and not be swayed by popular opinion.
its all sh!ts and giggles until someone sh!ts and giggles
Don't make the difference, Be the difference! a=f
you never know how strong you are... until strong is your only choice
I aint here for a long time, but I'm here for a good time!
Common sense is for common people..
To beat me, you will have to kill me, to kill me, You will need the heart to face me. To have the heart to face me, you must be willing to die yourself.
I've spent my whole life chargin up the wrong side of the hill..
my dad: Your gonna do it right the first time.. no matter how many times it takes.
SNAFU
DILLIGAF
FUBAR
Every day brings a new tomorrow but yesterday will always be the same.
Dont start none....wont be none
The only people you need in your life, are the ones that prove they need you in theirs!!!
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle."
Plato
"Every day above ground.....is a good day "
if it aint broke dont fix it!
Rare as true love is, true friendship is still rarer.
true friends can not be seen, but felt by the heart.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens
tecnology is only as smart as its creater
Lifes not the breaths you take. Its the moments that take your breath away!
love is where the heart is
how do ya cath a big fish???? little fish on a big hook!!LOL
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO....THERE YOU ARE.
Even an a-hole is important in some way or another
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem,
first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
what happens in vegas, stays in vegas. Except herpes, that p00 will come back with you.
On my federal mandated 10 hour brake I just watched that movie again. Still funny p00.
live without fear of the unknown, love without fear of loss or rejection, get back up no matter how hard it is, and most importantly no matter how hard, how impossible it may seem or how much is stacked up against you never stop trying, never stop doing your best to move foreward even if it's only an inch a day, it's still a foot every couple weeks...... and never ever take life forgranted, and never forget to tell someone that you love them, it might be your last chance to tell them
"Yea! My Bucket's Got A Hole In It, I can't buy no beer." - Hank Sr. (http://youtu.be/K7cYepMb0AE)
Quote from: MR NASTY on July 27, 2011, 02:17:30 AM
On my federal mandated 10 hour brake
lol who you trying to sh*t
A customer who passed away that used to come into the shop I work at would always say "It is what it is" still my favorite
the one ive always heard growing up from family..."its easier to ask for forgivness, than it is permission"
You can make money, or you can make excuses, but you can't make both!
if you make a promise
back it up or take it up.
The less you expect the less disappointed you'll be
Sometimes its better to be thought of as the fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
I aint here for a long time. I'm here for a good time!
There are two ways to pass a hurdle:
leaping over or plowing through...
There needs to be a monster truck option.
hold my beer and watch this p00
Sometimes you will never understand the true value of the moment until it becomes a memory
I am not a pessemist
I am an educated optimist!
If it looks like I give a s*** you got the wrong impression
Today is a good day to die
love thy neighbor, but dont let her husband find out scaredd
Quote from: Bigdaddy on September 10, 2011, 02:05:25 AM
love thy neighbor, but dont let her husband find out scaredd
lmao
Do as much as possible, and talk of yourself as little as possible.
He who rolls up his sleeves will never loose his shirt.
Live or die
sounded like a good idea!
Quote from: Bigdaddy on September 07, 2011, 01:59:31 PM
Sometimes you will never understand the true value of the moment until it becomes a memory
hmmmmm you know BD thats a good one
u can change the future but u cant change the past
Count Your Blessings, Not Your Problems
Haters are nothing more than confused admirers
==roxx so true
Quote from: MR NASTY on September 22, 2011, 12:42:33 PM
Haters are nothing more than confused admirers
Life's short drive Fast.
sometimes all you need is a second chance, because time wasn't ready for the first one..
Life is too short to wake up with regrets...
Love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.
ENJOY LIFE NOW -IT HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE
nut up or shut up
Some days are better than others
here we go again
It's all p00 and giggles until someone giggles and p00 's
Quote from: Bigdaddy on September 27, 2011, 04:37:22 PM
It's all p00 and giggles until someone giggles and p00 's
LOL
dont waste ur breathe if all ur gonna do is byTch cause i dont care
cool as a summer breeze driftin in the memories
==fartt blinkk uhh.. Does a fart have lumps ???
"After all, what you believe about trucks has no effect on the impact one will have on you if you step in front of it." Mark Mittelberg
(A quote from "The Unexpected Adventure" by Lee Strobel & Mark Mittelberg)
Life is to short not to have happiness in it...
Only you can make yourself happy!
I have found my happiness!
Looking back I realize most things were wants not needs!
When life takes a p00 on you all you can do is just hand it the toilet paper
Don't take life too serious... no one get out alive!
A word to the wise is wasted...its the idiots that need your advice!
if ya look and listen close, a man will show you what he is..
Girls want alot of things from one guy, guys want one thing from alot of girls!!!
never piss up wind
I'm all jacked up on mountain dew
F... me!
Happiness Doesnt Come From Getting What You Want....It Comes From Appriciating What You Have
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less
the wifes favorite and all us married guys have heard it .....A happy wife is a happy life
Born to bleed, fighting to succeed, built to endure what this world throws at me..
Going to Mc Donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
a=f never pee in to the wind a=f
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
Never assume anything
If you cant Race with it, sleep with it, or eat it,....... you dont need it
You should be able to take advice before your qualified to give it!
==np Sluts are like vacuums... They'll suck anything when they're turned on
i know its a short story but i still cant read yer mind
I can't pay attention, I don't have any cents.
I don't have paicients, I'm not a doctor.
If ya cant' Dazzle em' with Diamonds
Baffle em' with ==bs
Buckle up I wanna try something!!
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
you've got about as much sense as an empty cash register!!
I bet ya my dad can beat up your dad!!
Here I sit broken hearted tried to s*** but only farted, an hour later took a chance, tried to fart and s*** my pants!!
Important life lesson...You can't hide a booger under a glass table.
Talk p00 get hit
8)
==roll
i like my ==pics
There are no failures; just experiences that don't go as you planned
Quote from: Bigdaddy on February 01, 2012, 01:39:17 PM
There are no failures; just experiences that don't go as you planned
Typically noticed by the Quote: ==wtf just happened ?
Lifes a garden, dig it!
-joe dirt
it's not my fault....quote from every dumb mother !@#$er that it was their fault
what what did i do ??? not what ya did its what ya didnt your job ==wtf
" why do I have to press # 1 for English " ==doh
LIVIN THE DREAM "AT LEAST THATS WHAT THEY TELL ME"
BITCHES & SNITCHES GET STITCHES ==np applaudd
It's early but:
A Son
Form the day he's born,
you hope that joy
will always find him,
that life will be kind to him,
that each day will bring something
to remind him
how very much he's loved
wishing you all lifes best, Son,
with love on Valentines Day.
boy you look like a monkey trying to f... a football today!
Buy a clue...if its to expensive put it in layaway so atleast there is hope for you!
"Good enough for who it's for"
Suck it up buttercup
Most things are great in theory, few are great in pratice, but what's life with out the adventure of trying. 8)
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/430188_201693863269035_129370207168068_300294_1000728598_n.jpg)
"There is nothing more unequal than the equal treatment of unequals"
-Harold Bone
If your aunt had nuts she'd be your uncle...
you should go piss up a rope!!! applaudd applaudd
if it looks like p00 and smells like p00 ..... its p00
There are five things that you cannot recover in life:
(1) The Stone...........after it's thrown,
(2) The Word............after it's said,
(3) The Occasion......after it's missed,
(4) The Time.............after it's gone.
(5) A person.............after they die
Quote from: Bigdaddy on April 11, 2012, 02:23:07 PM
There are five things that you cannot recover in life:
(1) The Stone...........after it's thrown,
(2) The Word............after it's said,
(3) The Occasion......after it's missed,
(4) The Time.............after it's gone.
(5) A person.............after they die
quote from old school truck dude/marty yer so hard on stuff loll lollya can ruin a ball bearing with a rubber hammer ;D ;D ;D ;D
The person who expects nothing is never dissappointed.
Holy p00
Not sure who said this originally, but it was someone on here: "Just use the damn screwdriver!" ==roll
"To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to go on feeding the crocodile, hoping that he will eat you last--but eat you he will."
Ronald Reagan
I'm not a gynecologists but i'll take a look...
If at first you don't succeed...
FORCE IT!!
Quote from: FTW on July 08, 2011, 02:41:24 PM
"This too shall pass"
Don't know who said it, but it bring's some peace of mind when things go astray
Are you gonna COWBOY UP or lay there and BLEED?
We Don't Dial 911....
Quote from: HiCk_ChIcK on May 22, 2012, 02:16:30 PM
Are you gonna COWBOY UP or lay there and BLEED?
We Don't Dial 911....
you'll have better luck shoving your hand up a grizzly bears ass than pissing me off...
harder than woodpecker lips
"Well then build it so I CAN'T break it b$&ch!" ==roll
You can't change what has already happened
so choose to look ahead instead of behind you.
Those who sow in flames, In ashes they shall reap..
Tastes like p00, but it'l get ya drunk! loll
Every day may not be good,
but there's something good in everyday
Quote from: Bigdaddy on May 31, 2012, 03:22:36 PM
Every day may not be good,
but there's something good in everyday
i have that on a rock/plack thing...
also..
If you keep doing what your doiong your going to keep getting what your getting
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
William James
being fast isnt what makes you a good driver... its hitting the gas when others hit the breaks is what makes the difference... ==djdj
Great grandpa ==rip ==salute a=f
Patrick Henry
Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance, by lying supinely on our backs, and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power.
KARMA takes to long id rather beat the crap out of now
every day above ground is a good one!
History is a set of lies agreed upon.......
Quote from: Bigdaddy on July 16, 2012, 03:01:49 PM
History is a set of lies agreed upon.......
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i really like this one lol
You can tell when they're lying - it's when their mouths are moving ;D
its hard too soar like a eagle when yer runnin with a flock of turkeys use this one at work alot lol
To hell with the next level...I'm skipping them 3 at a time
Just got a booty call from life... apparently it wants to screw me again!
just when you thought your were wining the rat race , along come faster rats.
"Dip the tip, an Let 'Er' Rip"
if you weren't in such a hurry I wouldn't seem so slow ;D ==sm
Todays word is LEGS. spread the word...
Quote from: marshall on June 29, 2013, 12:01:39 PM
Todays word is LEGS. spread the word...
==roll I agree
if you cant wow them with words baffle them with bull p00
pissin in the wind will wash your shoes
it might look like a toilet but it flushed just fine...
==wgm
Of course I talk to myself...where else would I get expert advice!
Confidence is what you think is going on before you know the whole situation.
if I teach you everything I know then what I know don't mean p00
If your tired of starting over...stop giving up!
IT'S ONLY ILLEAGAL IF YOU GET CAUGHT ;D
Punch first, or get hurt worst
If you want to be remembered act like a asshole...no one forgets that p00!
dumb people don't know there dumb im starting too wonder if I am???
I hope common sense is the next cool trend!
"Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"
It Could Always Be Worse.
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
(Carl Reiner)
==coldwind
Find'em hot, leave'm wet
When your up to your ==kma in alligators..
its sometimes hard to remember the main objective..
is to drain the swamp.
"Nothing Great Comes Easy"
"Don't tell people how to do something. Tell them what you need done and they'll surprise you with their ingenuity!"
a=f
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Robert Frost
Quote from: Bigdaddy on July 26, 2011, 02:32:28 PM
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem,
first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
i must still be at work.
if at first you don't succeed............forget her and try her sister. lol
p00 fire save matches
" A Persons True Character is pevealed by what he does when no one is watching" ==hmmm ==rocks
Quote from: newS10 on January 19, 2014, 10:51:53 PM
" A Persons True Character is pevealed by what he does when no one is watching" ==hmmm ==rocks
Thanks for this one. I really like it! So much that I put it up as a sign in our Fire Dispatch Center here. The guys are left on their own often, so it's applicable. a=f
Thanks airforce. This quote resides above the mantle of our fireplace on a wooden plaque. Our family has lived by this saying for many years. We've had it hanging there for over 10 years now! I THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. ==yr yeahh yeahh
I say again:
If 3 people call you a horse, you need to be saddled.
Don't go where you're looking, look where you're going!!
Old times are never forgotten ,untill you make new ones. ==thumbsup
COLD
Number 1 we all rock here at ==wgm ==wgm ==wgm now that is a QUITE to live buy.
Just when i make ends meet, my wife moves the ends. ==idunno ==idunno
I may not be perfect...wait what am I saying? Of course I am!
In alcohols defense I've done some stupid p00 completely sober!
I tried to be good...then I got bored!
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of not living!
Quote from: MR NASTY on February 24, 2014, 02:41:13 AM
I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of not living!
I love this one.
sucks getting old
Stay in drugs, eat your school, don't do vegetables
Quote from: marshall on February 25, 2014, 03:16:37 AM
Stay in drugs, eat your school, don't do vegetables
===st ==timeout ==go
A bad day after hernia surgery....
Is STILL better than a good day at work! ++peace
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
Thomas Edison
I love this one in response to the previous post ^^
Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
Seams like I've been hearing this one alot lately .... " VOTE " .....lol ;D
All good quotes today. But i like the VOTE the BEST. applaudd applaudd ++peace ==rocks yeahh
"I'd rather shoot for the moon and miss than aim for the gutter and make it" Danny Trejo
The Great Questions Of The Day Will Not Be Settled By Means Of Speeches And Majority Decisions, But By Iron..And Blood -Otto Von Bismarck
LOVE ALL OR LOVE NONE.
ass, gas or grass.....nobody rides for free :)
would you like fries with that .... ==doh
Don't be bitter, Be better!
Notice to the haters: I no longer have time for you, I'll be focusing on my admirers!
f$#% me once shame on you, f$#% me twice shame on me
To be a smart ass one must first be smart...otherwise your just an ass!
Karma never forgets an address
Its better to be a smart ass, than a dumb ass.