quote of the day

[MR NASTY]

  Sluts are like vacuums... They'll suck anything when they're turned on

[BigFrank]

 i know its a short story  but  i still cant read yer mind

[78man]

I can't pay attention, I don't have any cents.
I don't have paicients, I'm not a doctor.

[Hammerlane]

If ya cant' Dazzle em' with Diamonds

Baffle em' with 

[black07ss]

Buckle up I wanna try something!!
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
you've got about as much sense as an empty cash register!!
I bet ya my dad can beat up your dad!!
Here I sit broken hearted tried to s*** but only farted, an hour later took a chance, tried to fart and s*** my pants!!

[Bigdaddy]

Important life lesson...You can't hide a booger under a glass table.

[71 Highboy]

Talk  get hit

[Bigdaddy]

 

[Ranger Dave]

i like my

[Bigdaddy]

There are no failures; just experiences that don't go as you planned

[Hammerlane]

There are no failures; just experiences that don't go as you planned

Typically noticed by the Quote:  just happened ?

[jbeery78]

Lifes a garden, dig it!
-joe dirt

[magic]

it's not my fault....quote from every dumb mother !@#$er that it was their fault

[BigFrank]

what   what did i do   not what ya did its what ya didnt       your job 

[mudbillyredneck]

" why do I have to press # 1 for English " 

[RaZiN KaNe]

LIVIN THE DREAM "AT LEAST THATS WHAT THEY TELL ME"
BITCHES & SNITCHES GET STITCHES

[78man]

It's early but:


A Son
Form the day he's born,
you hope that joy
will always find him,
that life will be kind to him,
that each day will bring something
to remind him
how very much he's loved























wishing you all lifes best, Son,
with love on Valentines Day.

[Bryank]

boy you look like a monkey trying to f...  a football today!

[MR NASTY]

Buy a clue...if its to expensive put it in layaway so atleast there is hope for you!

[ProGrade]

"Good enough for who it's for"