The Parrot(ADULT)

[Dodge_Girl]

>>A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
>>perch.
>>It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I wonder
>>what
>>happened to this parrot?"
>>
>>The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm
>>a defective parrot."
>>
>>"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!"
>>
>>"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent,
>>thoroughly educated bird .."
>>
>>"Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your
>>perch without any feet?"
>>
>>"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I
>>wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it
>>because of my feathers."
>>
>>"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't
>>you?"
>>
>>"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
>>reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
>>physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought
>>to
>>buy me. I'd be a great companion."
>>
>>The man looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
>>that."
>>
>>"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
>>wants
>>me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20, just
>>make
>>the guy an offer!"
>>
>>The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
>>
>>Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
>>he's
>>interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes,
>>and he's insightful. The man is delighted.
>>
>>One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes,
>>"Psssssssssssst,"
>>and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you
>>this
>>or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
>>
>>"What are you
>>talking about?" asks the man.
>>
>>"When the postman delivered the mail
>>today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie."
>>
>>"WHAT???" the guy says incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
>>
>>"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and
>>began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
>>
>>"NO!" he exclaims.
>>"And she let him?"
>>
>>"Yes.  Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and
>>began to kiss her all over...."
>>
>>Then the frantic man screams, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
>>
>>"Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!"
>>
>>
>>
>>If this doesn't make you laugh, you're having a really badday

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==loll

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[motersports3211]

thats funny right there.

[duel1985]

  thats a good one

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[TBigLug]

That's great!

[BIG DOG]

FUNNY  STUFF   

[GM Jeeper]

lmao

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[Jjay78]

nice