The Pastor's Ass

Started by Bigdaddy, July 28, 2008, 04:21:09 PM

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Bigdaddy

The
Pastor's Ass

   

   The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

   The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race
again, and it won again.


   The local paper read:


  PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



    The next day, the local paper headline
read:

 

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the pastor to get
rid
of the donkey.


    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:

 
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so
she sold it to a farmer for $10.


   


    The next day the paper read:

    NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back
the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.



The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

    The bishop was buried the next day.


    The moral of the story is . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery .. .
even shorten your life.


    So be yourself and enjoy life.
                         &
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier
and
live longer!
Free your mind...and your ass will follow!

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