WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

[Bigdaddy]

 
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
 
 
          I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

           A half-gallon of 2% milk,
           A carton of eggs,
           A quart of orange juice,
           A head of romaine lettuce,
           A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
           1 lb. package of bacon.

        As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out,
     a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of


the cashier.
     
         While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
     stated, 'You must be single.'
     
          I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued
     by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked
     at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
    about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my
    marital status.

          Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know
     what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'

           







The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

[betterbeaters]

hahahahahaahhahahaha

[Corey]

hahaha thats great

[TBigLug]

Nice! Shouldn't overlook the obvious!

[MORGZILLA!]

thats hillarious.

[BIG DOG]

LOL   X2     

[extricator1]

[jeep man]

 

[boggnass10]

 

[Slick]

Here's an oldie but goodie!   

[4xjeepfreak]

[woody11769]

now thats funny

[Bo Duke]

Dont gotta be drunk to see that!!! lol JK JK!!!

[Flexpipe]

[Uncle Steve]

Nice! Shouldn't overlook the obvious!

[RBSracing]

hahahaha  idc who u are thats funny!!!

[HockeyGuy]

 

[magic]

thats hillarious.

x2

[larry60]

 

[this guy]

lol