Divorced and Drunk

Started by Bigdaddy, November 25, 2008, 09:51:32 PM

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Bigdaddy

November 25, 2008, 09:51:32 PM
Divorced and Drunk

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Free your mind...and your ass will follow!

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT, THEY'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE!!

betterbeaters

#1
November 25, 2008, 09:53:38 PM
hahahahahahaha
Have no fear Better Beaters is here.
76 chevy 1 tons 4.10s 350th 208 rip
86 army truck
87 chevy short box 1 tons 38s 350 vortec 350 th 208
real men play in swamps!!! cause thats how we roll!  BITCHES
full size chevys the real mans truck!

BIG DOG

#2
November 26, 2008, 12:48:52 AM
  REALLY NICE  PARTY ON

CLYDE & family WE GOT MUD 4X4  37s TO 52" V TREADS LOVE PRIVATE BOGGS

millser

#3
December 01, 2008, 08:57:40 PM
ha ha

HeatherLuvsMud

#4
December 01, 2008, 08:59:01 PM
OMG thats awesome!! ==roll
Its a swamp thing you wouldn't understand?!? ==dancinbanana chevv
Look out swamp, here we come!!!
Shortbox on 44"

JeepinJohn

#5
December 03, 2008, 02:29:38 AM
 ==roll  good one!  applaudd
==ggm

STARGAZER

#6
March 02, 2010, 05:39:15 AM
that is awesome!!!
Never Regret Something That Once Made You Smile!!!!

PathWayMan

#7
March 02, 2010, 05:41:55 AM
hell yea party on  ==roll

Ranger Dave

#8
March 02, 2010, 01:06:50 PM
==roll
God, Gun's,  Automobile's

BIG TODD

#9
March 02, 2010, 01:08:51 PM

TBigLug

#10
March 02, 2010, 02:58:20 PM
loll
Big John's the name, big horses are my game!

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duel1985

#11
March 03, 2010, 02:24:45 AM
 ==tka ==ha
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE JUST GET IN HOLD ON AND GO

liltipsy101

#12
March 03, 2010, 03:53:35 AM

Littlemama

#13
March 03, 2010, 10:42:21 PM
That is a good one.  ==roll
  
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stuckinthemud

#14
May 11, 2010, 06:32:03 PM
lmao !!!!!
I should`ve sold " my broke ass ford " a long time ago !

emo.elmo.puppy

#15
May 21, 2010, 02:57:38 AM
LOL

Mudboggincrazy's Old Lady

#16
June 25, 2010, 02:48:57 AM
Northern raised with Southern Ways!!

Taken by the best and sorry to the rest

motersports3211

#17
September 16, 2010, 02:40:09 PM
loll
chevgal I'll Drive Anywhere As long as theres mud!! chevgal

sawsbtch

#18
January 23, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
amen lol

Jjay78

#19
January 23, 2011, 06:52:08 PM
guy musta been a prick, lol
chevvv ==rf chevgal There's plenty of room for all god's creatures............ right next to the mashed potatoes.... ==rf chevgal chevvv
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