A joke for the lil kids

Started by Hammerlane, September 16, 2009, 04:57:56 PM

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Hammerlane

Knock  Knock...









Who's there?









Owl..









Owl who?









That's right.. Owl's whoo....
 

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It's all fun and games till someone gets knocked up.. down or out !
Gone postal.. back in a minute!

78man

What did the grape say when you steped on it?


Its just a little wine.
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Hammerlane

What did Donald duck say to Daffy Duck??


















You Quack me up..  :P
 

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It's all fun and games till someone gets knocked up.. down or out !
Gone postal.. back in a minute!

ABlockhd

What's black and white and red all over?

                                   








A newspaper
This isn't your grandmas buick

Mrs. OC

Good ones! They all made me laugh! :D
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Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those that matter, DONT MIND. And those that mind, DONT MATTER.

bogger564

where does a snowman keep his money?





The snow bank
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Hammerlane

Why did the Turkey cross the road ???





























To prove he wasn't a chicken!!
 

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It's all fun and games till someone gets knocked up.. down or out !
Gone postal.. back in a minute!

marshall

Quote from: Hammerlane on April 29, 2010, 03:53:48 PM
Mom puts lil' Bobby to bed, a loud clap of thunder outside his bedroom window..
in a shaky voice lil' Bobby asks, mommy will you sleep in here tonight..
mom replies, no lil' Bobby.. I have to sleep next to your dad tonight..
lil' Bobby thinks for a second, gathers all the strength he can in his voice and says..
  Big Sissy!!



change the name to little marshall, that happens here
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