A joke for the lil kids

[Hammerlane]

Whats invisible and smells like carrots ??



















Bunny farts..



got one of your own for the kids.. post em up.

[catfish]

what did the snail say when he road on the turtle?



weeeeee

[Hammerlane]

Knock - Knock











Who's there?











Howell..











Howell who?











How will I get in if ya don't open the door.

[Norm Henderson]

What are the Two Things You cant have for Dinner?        Breakfast and Lunch

[Darkman]

What gets wetter the more it dries?






. . . A towell.

[PathWayMan]

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
















Whatever you want,he cannot hear you 

[Bigdaddy]

A string walks in a bar, orders a drink
bartender says, "im sorry sir, we dont serve strings in this bar,"
so the string walks outside & ruffles up the ends of his strings & ties his self into a knot
& returns to the bar, trys to order a drink again, when the bartender says,
Hey ! arn't you that string I just threw outta here.....
& the string says!

naw! 
Im afraid not
or
" im a frayed knot!"

[burl]

A string walks in a bar, orders a drink
bartender says, "im sorry sir, we dont serve strings in this bar,"
so the string walks outside & ruffles up the ends of his strings & ties his self into a knot
& returns to the bar, trys to order a drink again, when the bartender says,
Hey ! arn't you that string I just threw outta here.....
& the string says!

naw! 
Im afraid not
or
" im a frayed knot!"

ahaha...made me chuckle

[Hammerlane]

A string walks in a bar, orders a drink
bartender says, "im sorry sir, we dont serve strings in this bar,"
so the string walks outside & ruffles up the ends of his strings & ties his self into a knot
& returns to the bar, trys to order a drink again, when the bartender says,
Hey ! arn't you that string I just threw outta here.....
& the string says!

naw! 
Im afraid not
or
" im a frayed knot!"

daz a good one

[Firedog]

What in water puts out fire?













Fire Boat                               

[Firedog]

What begins with "F" and ends with "uck"















Firetruck                                 

[Hammerlane]

What begins with "F" and ends with "uck"

















Firetruck                                

OOooo!! Questionable..

[Hammerlane]

Knock, Knock...











Who's there ?











Boo..











Boo Who










Whatcha cryin for, it's only a knock knock joke..

[Colorado]

That's good firedog!   

[Hammerlane]

Mom puts lil' Bobby to bed, a loud clap of thunder outside his bedroom window..
in a shaky voice lil' Bobby asks, mommy will you sleep in here tonight..
mom replies, no lil' Bobby.. I have to sleep next to your dad tonight..
lil' Bobby thinks for a second, gathers all the strength he can in his voice and says..
  Big Sissy!!

[Mrs. UrbanMudNeck]

how do you make a tissue dance?........................put a little boogie in it.
Knock Knock

Who's there !

Diesel !

Diesel who ?

Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors !

Knock Knock


Who's there !


Dad !


Dad who ?


Dad fuel to the fire !

[989F150904]

Ha ha ha

[jakeberlin]

So a hunter and his friend gos up to the hunters cabin, after they get to the cabin they eat befor they go out, after they get backthey decide to eat dinner and the friend says these plates seem to still be dirty then the hunter says its the best coldwater can getem, the two friends wakeup and eat again still seeing the plates are dirty so he ask again and the hunter says its the best coldwater can getem so the hunter decides to call his dog "come coldwater"

[Disturban]

[brochacho]

whats blue and smells like red paint?












Blue paint