stuff to ponder

[Bigdaddy]

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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
'Me neither doc,' said the husband.
'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'
The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'
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While shopping for vacation clothes, a husband and wife passed a display of bathing suits. 
wife says: It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit,
so she sought her husband's advice.
'What do you think?' she asked.. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.
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and finally ?

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
The little old man/widower looked at the preacher and calmly said,
'Well......she's there.'

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