Gynecologist appointment (adult)

Started by Firedog, April 22, 2010, 03:42:58 PM

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Firedog

April 22, 2010, 03:42:58 PM
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

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April 22, 2010, 04:14:47 PM
 ==lmaoo

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#2
April 22, 2010, 04:15:21 PM
==ha
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May 02, 2010, 01:22:25 PM
 loll ==roll
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#4
May 21, 2010, 02:58:47 AM
LOL

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May 24, 2010, 06:51:57 AM
lmfao
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May 25, 2010, 11:39:05 AM
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June 25, 2010, 02:48:10 AM
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June 25, 2010, 06:11:39 AM
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#9
June 25, 2010, 12:20:51 PM
hahahahahaha
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June 25, 2010, 12:33:17 PM
==roll
Its a swamp thing you wouldn't understand?!? ==dancinbanana chevv
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July 28, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
that is the truth!!!!

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July 28, 2010, 10:54:31 PM
==roll 
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July 29, 2010, 02:19:16 AM
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July 29, 2010, 02:58:44 AM
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August 30, 2010, 05:03:28 PM
==lmaoo FUNNNNY :D

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September 13, 2010, 02:43:46 PM

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July 27, 2011, 11:03:57 AM
L o l
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Excuse me do u have any grey-pu-pon

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July 27, 2011, 11:41:51 AM
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July 27, 2011, 12:12:51 PM
==ha
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