lil girl and the birdie *ADULT*

[liltipsy101]

So the little girl went to her neighbors house and walked in. The neighbor guy was standing there naked. lil girl asks, "Whats that?" man replies, "oh, that's my birdie."
lil girl goes home. next day lil girl goes back to neighbors to find him naked again. she askes, "What are those?" man replies, "Those are the birdies eggs." lil girl goes back home to come back on the third day and once again, she finds the man naked. She asks, "What is that?" man replies, "that's the birdies nest."

Three weeks later man wakes up in the hospital dazed and confussed. Litter girl was standing there so he asked, "What happened to me?"

lil girl replies...

"I was playing with your birdie when it spit on me so i broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set the nest on fire!"

[betterbeaters]

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so wrong but funny lol

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