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Started by Squirell, September 20, 2010, 11:00:45 PM

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Squirell

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the Bozeman, Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights..

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East ....

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.  Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a cigarette. 

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At one time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, 'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many.  Why do you suppose that is?

The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl .. .  .
'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet,
But I do believe it's a-comin
I had the full size thing it just bored me!!!<br /><br />The only people you need in your life are the ones who prove they need you in theirs<br /><br />Its all fun and games till someone gets knocked up, down or out

bubba

vehicle #1 92 gmc jimmy 350/350 205 3/4 tons 4:10,s 38 swampers

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BigDogRacing

lol thats a good one...and not a bad idea ;)

PathWayMan


Uncle Steve

==bgmS 10 Blazer with 31"s chevvv

betterbeaters

Have no fear Better Beaters is here.
76 chevy 1 tons 4.10s 350th 208 rip
86 army truck
87 chevy short box 1 tons 38s 350 vortec 350 th 208
real men play in swamps!!! cause thats how we roll!  BITCHES
full size chevys the real mans truck!

HeatherLuvsMud

Its a swamp thing you wouldn't understand?!? ==dancinbanana chevv
Look out swamp, here we come!!!
Shortbox on 44"

CowboyUp

thats an awesome joke and idea!!
When in doubt, throttle out!
web wheeler for now.....

big B

that is very funny and cant wait til that day comes !

Jjay78

chevvv ==rf chevgal There's plenty of room for all god's creatures............ right next to the mashed potatoes.... ==rf chevgal chevvv

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