New Breast Implant

Started by Bigdaddy, February 16, 2011, 09:30:06 PM

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Bigdaddy

Apple does it again!

 

Apple announced today
that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
 
The iTit
will cost from $499 to $699,
depending on cup and speaker size..
This is considered a major social breakthrough
because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts
and not listening to them.
Free your mind...and your ass will follow!

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT, THEY'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE!!

big red

fixed one problem, now its listening and looking around for the music.
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Uncle Steve

==bgmS 10 Blazer with 31"s chevvv

magic


woody11769

god what will they come up with next geese
Loud Proud n Country by the Grace of GOD!!

RIP_K52007


MORGZILLA!

hahahah thats awesome. now we dont need headphones!!!

Jjay78

chevvv ==rf chevgal There's plenty of room for all god's creatures............ right next to the mashed potatoes.... ==rf chevgal chevvv

4x4xdodgeman

that would great when you tuning in hello tokyo!!!

marshall

hope its louder than a motorboat
chevvv proud member of the wrong crowd chevvv

RubberDuckie

Sign me up for a set of those!

PathWayMan


Proud and Powerful

Quote from: PathWayMan on March 21, 2011, 03:28:38 AM
;D hell yea  ==roll
I wonder if you have to manually update them every so often

RubberDuckie

Quote from: Proud and Powerful on March 21, 2011, 06:42:21 AM
Quote from: PathWayMan on March 21, 2011, 03:28:38 AM
;D hell yea  ==roll
I wonder if you have to manually update them every so often

Yeah probably. They are plug & play. You plug them in and update them with new music... then you are able to play with them.

Boggerram87


cnoswalt78

I like those, exept what do you do if yours better halve has bigger than average? she gets mad at people always looking if they mad noise to, Hahahahahaha that would be funny. but the ugly girls??? ill stop there.

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