need pick up lines

[Proud and Powerful]

Find a chick with a truck that's lifted higher than yours she's a keeper

[Kyle]

Find a chick with a truck that's lifted higher than yours she's a keeper

i think thatd be pretty sad if a girl i dated had a bigger truck than me, but that is a true statement! lol

[Blue]

Find a chick with a truck that's lifted higher than yours she's a keeper

i think thatd be pretty sad if a girl i dated had a bigger truck than me, but that is a true statement! lol

[RubberDuckie]

Find a chick with a truck that's lifted higher than yours she's a keeper

i think thatd be pretty sad if a girl i dated had a bigger truck than me, but that is a true statement! lol

Guilty of having a truck bigger than my fiances. But I let him drive it a lot cuz I'm nice like that. Lol. And of course the part where he fixes it after both of us break it. lol

[ballistics-10]

ok ok... hi i have a 3 inch penis and giggle in the dark.....

tell them blowjobs do nothing for me.. then they really want to see and they try their best... good luck

[chevyboy]

the one about what a polarbear weighs came from hall pass.  but the best lines are the natural normal ones. just be u cause when ur not u and things progress she will find the real you and thats where things can come to an end. then ur left to do it all again. i hate circles lol

[black07ss]

Just walk up to a girl and say "You'll do."

Damn April, does that really work?  Lol

[AprilDanell]

Just walk up to a girl and say "You'll do."

Damn April, does that really work?  Lol

Personally, I'd rather hear that than some cheesy pick-up line haha

[BUDGETBOGGER03]

SAY HEY  BABY MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIAREAA.... I JUST CANT HOLD IT IN!

[old school truck dude]

How about "Hi my name is ***** and I was wondering if you would like to go for coffee sometime..?"

[jaysgirl]

It would be my pleasure, to pleasure  you.                                Lets go back to my place,so you can ride my face.     

Isnt that one a little to out there. I think he said he was trying to pick up a girl not get slapped

[AprilDanell]

It would be my pleasure, to pleasure  you.                                Lets go back to my place,so you can ride my face.     

Isnt that one a little to out there. I think he said he was trying to pick up a girl not get slapped

[BigWheelBob]

Hey baby, can I get in you're pants?.........Cause I just mine!!!

[Crazymays77]

If I follow you home would you keep me? 

[old school truck dude]

At last call in the bar: "PICK ME PICK ME!!"

[bwdramcharger]

That shirt is becoming on you but then again if I were on you I'd be coming too!!!

That dress looks great on you but would look better on my floor!!

Wanna play carnival ? Sit on my face and I will guess your weight !

[Jthomas]

Ur so hot ur melting the elastic in my underwear

My love for you is like the squirts, I just can't hold it in

Nice shoes, wanna f#$%?

[Chevy Racer]

This thing won't suck itself.

[Jthomas]

Hey babe let's flip a coin. Heads I get tail, tails I get head.