need pick up lines

[JOE TURNER]

i need some good pick lines to use on some hot girls

[Broncoholic]

Hey Baby I bought 20,000 share's of FORD @ 1.24 & just sold it for 17 Bucks a share, I need someone to help me spend it.

[big red]

how much does a polar bear weigh?    enough to break the ice hi my name is "your name" nice to meet you...... either get the girl laughing or get slapped.

[Kyle]

are you with UPS? cuz i see you lookin at my package 

[marshall]

want a shot?

[4xjeepfreak]

It would be my pleasure, to pleasure  you.                                Lets go back to my place,so you can ride my face.     

[Uncle Steve]

      been had a wife for 31 years ,,don't drink so i don't go to bars

[CowboyUp]

are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart

[marshall]

are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart

please...dont use these...

[woody11769]

Just act like your not interested and not single... act happy and not inpressed with her makes
wounder why.I dont think lines work I think attatude dose....good luck

how much does a polar bear weigh?    enough to break the ice hi my name is "your name" nice to meet you...... either get the girl laughing or get slapped.

but i do love this one think its funny but by now its gotta be so over done its on like ten times a night might work with an amish girl or one that dont have a TV

[Hammerlane]

oh brother... 

how bout' bein yourself.. say hello, my name is.. nice to meet you.

[CowboyUp]

are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart

please...dont use these...

u really think id use these? or pick up lines at all? those are just a few i found funny

[betterbeaters]

wear a wedding ring! its all you need!!!!!!!!!


I can share my lines the wife would kill me if anyone found how smooth I was!!! lmfao

[Blue]

how much does a polar bear weigh?    enough to break the ice hi my name is "your name" nice to meet you...... either get the girl laughing or get slapped.

dang i was gonna say this one haha

[Kyle]

wear a wedding ring! its all you need!!!!!!!!!


I can share my lines the wife would kill me if anyone found how smooth I was!!! lmfao

i dare ya to share em!

[marshall]

are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart

please...dont use these...

u really think id use these? or pick up lines at all? those are just a few i found funny

not you, anybody!

[JOE TURNER]

DIS line: ur girl is like a door knob everybody gets a turn

[CowboyUp]

are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart

please...dont use these...

u really think id use these? or pick up lines at all? those are just a few i found funny

not you, anybody!

lol lot of em are from a night at the roxbury

[Bigdaddy]

 "You know where the weight room is?"

[damn_ford]

18 years ago my wife now of 13 years was 18 and i was 16. she showed up with a buddy of mines girlfriend in nurses scrubs.
i asked her if she wanted to play doctor....she did