Break-in

[danwheeler660]

A criminal is finally released from jail and after 20 minutes
of walking, decides to break into someone's house.



Turns out he broke into a couples' house while they
were having sex.


The criminal managed to tie the woman to the bed and the man
to a chair.


Then the criminal leaned in to the woman's neck and
a few seconds later ran to the bathroom.


The husband said: "Honey he's probably been
in jail a long time and finds you attractive since he kissed
your neck. He might not kill us if you do everything he asks,
I love you honey, and be strong."


The woman replied: "He leaned in to whisper to me he
found you attractive and asked where the Vaseline was.
I told him it was in the bathroom. I love you honey, be strong!"

[Jjay78]

 

[burl]

[BIG DOG]

bubba's  back in town and he wants your #

[OHEARN.2012]

thats just wrong and cruel