Golden Anniversary

[danwheeler660]

A couple wanting to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary
were wondering where to go.


"Why don't we go to the little restaurant where
I proposed to you", he said.


"That would be so romantic", she replied, and
so they set out to the small town where they had first met
and grew up. The restaurant was still there, albeit somewhat
changed from when it was 50 years ago. They took a booth in
the corner and started to reminisce about the last 50 years.



"Do you remember the first time we had sex?"
he said to her. Somewhat blushing she replied, "yes,
it was behind the restaurant up against the fence."



"Why don't we try it again, " he said.


"What? At our age?"


"Sure, let's do it for old times sake."



Unbeknown to them, a policemen was sitting in the next booth
and was enamored at the conversation between two septuagenarians
planning to relive there first sexual encounter. He thought
it would be prudent of him to watch over them in case anything
went wrong. So he followed them out of the restaurant and
to the field behind, where he witnessed them getting undressed
and watched as the old gent put her up against the fence.
Man! Was he surprised. They both started into frenzied
gyrations with arms flailing, screaming and shouting
until they both fell down and lay panting on the ground.
The policemen ran to their aid with concern.


"Are you both OK?" he asked.


Groggily, then man replied that they were OK as he stated
to get dressed.


In an effort to explain his presence he told them about his
overhearing of their conversation and how he came to be
there if anything happened.


"I'm amazed'" he said. "You
guys were fantastic. I've never seen anything like
it. My God, if you can make love like that at your ages, you
must have been dynamite 50 years ago.


The man looked up at the policeman and said, "50 years
ago the fence wasn't electric!"

[RubberDuckie]

 

[OHEARN.2012]

 

[Jjay78]

, herd this one before, but still good

[larry60]

 

[mudchik85]

 

[Uncle Steve]

, herd this one before, but still good