new boots

[Uncle Steve]

        An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .
        >
        > Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
        >
        > Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
        >
        > Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
        >
        > Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
        >
        > Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
        >
        > Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
        >
        > Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
        >
        > "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
        >
        > "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
        >
        > Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."

[RubberDuckie]

Lol. Good thinkin Margaret.

[black07ss]

that's pretty darn funny right there!!!

[BIG DOG]

thats not even fair   

[danwheeler660]

hahahahahaha

[extricator1]

[duel1985]

 

[f150 460]

lol

[Jjay78]

[larry60]