The Men's Room

RubberDuckie · March 11, 2011, 04:40:55 PM

In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean."

The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.

betterbeaters · March 11, 2011, 04:52:00 PM

hahahahahaha

danwheeler660 · March 12, 2011, 12:25:16 AM

lol

OHEARN.2012 · March 12, 2011, 12:42:34 AM

Quote from: betterbeaters on March 11, 2011, 04:52:00 PM
hahahahahaha

curbdog17 · March 16, 2011, 12:09:28 AM

Thats good

Jjay78 · March 16, 2011, 07:17:51 AM

nice lol

Uncle Steve · March 16, 2011, 10:59:13 AM

extricator1 · March 16, 2011, 02:31:39 PM

Chevyboy93 · March 16, 2011, 04:31:36 PM

hahahaha nice

motersports3211 · March 16, 2011, 05:04:27 PM

larry60 · March 27, 2011, 09:08:06 PM

4xjeepfreak · March 31, 2011, 05:17:57 AM

funny

4x4xdodgeman · April 01, 2011, 12:58:56 PM

Mudduck · April 01, 2011, 11:37:22 PM

haha nice!!!

94chevy_4x4 · April 03, 2011, 04:15:42 AM

awesome