mating season

[Bigdaddy]

Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of
> a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
> 'Wooooo! Wooooo ! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely
> until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his
> clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
> about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?' The Indian replied 'No, It is
> our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
> 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it
> means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us.'
>
> Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave,
> stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the
> answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'from deep inside. He also tore off his
> clothes and ran into the opening.
>
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while and then spied
> a third large cave.. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
> opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is
> bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
> women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
> his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
> Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO
> WOOOOOOOOO!'
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> With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
> tearing off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read...
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> NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN

[betterbeaters]

lol

[Uncle Steve]

[big red]

Thats great

[ddmachine]

 

[4x4xdodgeman]

that is funny

[Jjay78]

[BUDGETBOGGER03]

[4xjeepfreak]

that is funny

x 100

[burl]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaa

[extricator1]

[larry60]

 

[ABlockhd]

And I'm still alive to tell the story.   

[mudboggTshirts]

And I'm still alive to tell the story.   

you goofball

[yukonjackgt]

lol

[magic]

x2

[CBakes]

Oh man, good stuff there....tooo funny!

[RubberDuckie]

Thats funny.   

[mudchik85]

 

[jaysgirl]