speeder

[Uncle Steve]

        A    Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the    dealership.
         
        Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80    mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.   "Amazing,"    he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
         
        Looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a Florida State Trooper , blue lights flashing    and siren blaring.   He    floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.
         
        Suddenly he    thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the    trooper's arrival.
         
        Pulling in behind him, the trooper got    out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.   He    looked at his watch, then said,

        "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.   Today    is Friday.   If    you can give me a new reason for speeding , a    reason I've never before heard , I'll    let you go."
         
        The old gentleman paused then said: "Three    years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper.   I    thought you were bringing her back."
         
        "Have a good day,    Sir," replied the trooper.
         

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