Cannibal Restaurant

Started by Bigdaddy, April 28, 2011, 06:48:07 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Bigdaddy

Cannibal Restaurant


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+ Tourist: $8.00

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $12.50

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price
for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?

They're so full of schitt p00, it takes all morning."

Free your mind...and your ass will follow!

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT, THEY'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE!!

CBakes

 applaudd loll ==roll  Ain't that the truth!!
Didn't bring your truck widjadija? Hook it up like a tow truck!!

Names mater....like to'mater without the "ta"

mudboggTshirts


larry60


Proud and Powerful


Jjay78

chevvv ==rf chevgal There's plenty of room for all god's creatures............ right next to the mashed potatoes.... ==rf chevgal chevvv

Uncle Steve

==bgmS 10 Blazer with 31"s chevvv

woody11769

Loud Proud n Country by the Grace of GOD!!

extricator1

 
theres plenty of room for gods creatures right next to the mashed potatoes!!!

cat150


Powered by EzPortal