Nothing Says Romance Like Glowing, Flashing, Musical Condoms

[woody11769]

lol would you try these ?


Musical Condom ? it Exists The recently published 60+ Incredible Patents You Don?t Want to Miss get a short - but worthy addition. One of the patents was a force-sensitive, sound playing condom that never really went into production.

The condom however got higly popular in the blogosphere for a short time. Now I found another musical condom that actually exists.

Originally patented as a "real" condom it's now rather good for entertainment purposes. The musical condom comes equipped with:

a medium with recorded sound and with a reproduction device (3)
a switch (4) activated by pressure or its removal for starting up the sound
a small battery (5) as the energy source
Although it's difficult to find more information about this at the moment, it's said to be singing either "Love Me Tender", "Happy Birthday" or "Wedding March". The inventors' latest plans were to teach the condoms to talk too.
Ever wondered what a clown wears on his penis when he wants to practice safe sex with the bearded lady? A Wacky Rubber, that's what.

Yes, Wacky Rubbers! Nothing instills confidence in the ability of a condom to prevent pregnancy and STDs like having a face painted on it and lights built into it.

Not only that, but these things are shaped as well. Ears, hats, stars ? each of them has a definitely non-penile shape to it that makes very little sense to me. I'm not sure if it'd be better or worse if they accurately retained their shape while in use. Probably worse.

Overall, these things look like craft projects from a 2nd grade class taught by Dr. Ruth. They're pretty fun, but I can't imagine they've ever been uses as intended. Yet. Just wait 'til my order of bull-shaped condoms that play Camptown Races and light up arrive.

[Jjay78]

that's nuts

[JHHD4by4]

I would have say a BIG   NO   WAY !!!!   To many things to get left behind...lmfao .....

[blazenjay]

it needs to play i'm too sexy for my shirt.

[MORGZILLA!]

No thank you!!!! lol