Attention all ladies! (ADULT)

Disturban · June 13, 2011, 09:57:19 PM

Why do you women buy these crappy magazines, look at the cover of the July issue of Cosmopolitan, it says (His 6 secret sex spots) I am a man and I am here to educate you women out there that men only have one sex spot and it is not a secret

This issue also has talking tricks that draw him in, well men have selective hearing and when you women talk this is what we hear!
Blah Blah blah, Blah blah blah, BLOW JOB, blah blah blah!

Also we don't want to cuddle after doing the deed, that is just sick and wrong...if you want to express how much you love us make us a sandwich and be quiet so we can watch the game on TV. The only thing you could possibly have to say during the game that we would care about would be Blow Job.

Uncle Steve · June 14, 2011, 11:40:07 AM

Kyle · June 14, 2011, 03:18:19 PM

Jr · June 14, 2011, 04:18:07 PM

LOL.....

jtech · June 14, 2011, 04:19:55 PM

Very well said !

Jjay78 · June 14, 2011, 07:59:09 PM

they could be telling you that they just picked you up a case of cold beer too, or maby they won the lottery or something,

ProGrade · June 15, 2011, 03:17:02 AM

Notice the "50 things you should have never stopped doing" I bet #1 is giving blow jobs.

STARGAZER · June 15, 2011, 03:47:57 AM

Hmmm........ Ever thought maybe the reason us women stop giving blow jobs is the fact thats all you hear when we are talking and thats all you ever want!!!!!! If you listen to us once in a while an actually hear what we are saying you MIGHT JUST GET THEM MORE OFTEN!!!

rebelryder · July 09, 2011, 06:13:52 PM

wow this is hilarious

Disturban · July 10, 2011, 12:46:35 AM

Quote from: STARGAZER on June 15, 2011, 03:47:57 AM
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blow job, blah blah blah

Did you just say blow job?

mudboggTshirts · July 10, 2011, 03:49:21 AM

can I get you a beer?

mudboggTshirts · July 10, 2011, 03:50:44 AM

why are YOU reading this magazine anyhow?

Disturban · July 14, 2011, 05:16:05 AM

Quote from: mudboggshirts on July 10, 2011, 03:50:44 AM
why are YOU reading this magazine anyhow?

It is like spying on the enemy

Ranger Dave · July 15, 2011, 02:23:21 AM

i know where one is, where is the other 5 ?

BIG DOG · July 18, 2011, 10:22:16 PM

ha ha very nice

Bigdaddy · July 18, 2011, 10:40:52 PM

85cHeavyMetalBogger · July 24, 2011, 03:50:27 AM

Quote from: Disturban on July 10, 2011, 12:46:35 AM
Quote from: STARGAZER on June 15, 2011, 03:47:57 AM
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blow job, blah blah blah
Did you just say blow job?

millser · July 25, 2011, 05:39:27 PM

Quote from: Bigdaddy on July 18, 2011, 10:40:52 PM

I'll have one of them.. LOL The blow job Hummer

mudboggTshirts · July 26, 2011, 04:02:03 AM

you guys are all grounded ....

Kyle · July 30, 2011, 04:22:29 AM

So has anybody figured out where the other 5 are yet?