HOME SECURITY

[danwheeler660]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's well
used size 14-16 work boots.


2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
& Ammo Magazine.


3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.



4. Leave a note on your door that reads:





Bubba,


Bertha, Duke, Slim & I went for more ammo and beer. Be
back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer
took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all
four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.


Cooter

[Jjay78]

that would work out here too

[RubberDuckie]

 

[woody11769]

that would work out here too

[betterbeaters]

hahahahah