BUD LIGHT DRUNK

danwheeler660 · August 23, 2011, 02:24:38 AM

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me
to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your
husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass
of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't
swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes
To bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every
time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with
sweet tea.. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch
me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut
helps?"

Jjay78 · August 23, 2011, 03:37:38 AM

wow

RubberDuckie · August 23, 2011, 03:44:06 AM

Damn us women... Never keeping our mouth shut. Lol.

betterbeaters · August 23, 2011, 01:21:07 PM

hahahahaha

dusty1 · September 07, 2011, 02:14:16 AM

Quote from: Jjay78 on August 23, 2011, 03:37:38 AM
wow

Uncle Steve · September 08, 2011, 02:02:27 PM

RIP_K52007 · September 08, 2011, 02:17:20 PM

4xjeepfreak · September 11, 2011, 02:33:47 AM

woody11769 · September 12, 2011, 04:03:38 AM

Quote from: 4xjeepfreak on September 11, 2011, 02:33:47 AM

gator82 · September 21, 2011, 05:36:06 AM

KORNBREAD · September 21, 2011, 10:56:45 PM

DAMN!!! LMAO

dirtydog · October 25, 2011, 05:53:08 PM

life would b easier if more women would do that. jmo

BUD LIGHT DRUNK

RIP_K52007