bathroom humor

[95-Jeep]

Adult Bathroom Etiquette... It is a good one!
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*Teacher:  Michael, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?"  The
teacher asked.

"Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said.

"The teacher replied," That would be rude and impolite.  What about you?
Paul, how would you say it?

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."

The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to
say the word 'bathroom' at the table."

"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us
your good manners."

With little hesitation Johnny said:  "Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

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[BIG DOG]

to funny

[burl]

Ahahahahaha

[Uncle Steve]

[betterbeaters]

hahahahahahahahaha

[motersports3211]

thats awesome kids say the darndest things.

[wayne w]

[Jjay78]

[85cHeavyMetalBogger]

[larry60]

 

[HockeyGuy]

lol might have to use that one

[Slick]

  Why does the teacher keep asking little Johnny questions? 

[ProGrade]

[RBSracing]

bahahah thats a good one

[this guy]

johnnys the man