Traffic Jam

Bigdaddy · November 07, 2011, 01:11:14 PM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Washington DC . Nothing is moving!
Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks "What's going on"? '
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped all the members of our Congress.
They're asking for $10 million in ransom.
"Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire!"
"We're going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
''Most people are giving about two gallons"!

cat150 · November 07, 2011, 01:16:03 PM

wayne w · November 07, 2011, 02:29:33 PM

Jjay78 · November 07, 2011, 04:54:50 PM

woody11769 · November 07, 2011, 07:06:00 PM

Quote from: Jjay78 on November 07, 2011, 04:54:50 PM

drogers · December 07, 2011, 02:56:56 AM

lol

Slick · December 07, 2011, 03:21:19 AM

rangerwheelinmike · December 07, 2011, 03:33:19 AM

RBSracing · December 07, 2011, 05:16:00 AM

betterbeaters · December 07, 2011, 12:00:15 PM

hahahaha

Uncle Steve · December 07, 2011, 12:05:02 PM

Quote from: ridin high on November 07, 2011, 01:16:03 PM

larry60 · December 30, 2011, 01:08:31 PM

Flexpipe · December 31, 2011, 03:31:34 AM

ProGrade · December 31, 2011, 04:08:31 AM

extricator1 · December 31, 2011, 04:05:35 PM

count me in lol

this guy · March 02, 2012, 03:48:48 PM

i got a couple gallons to spare