Why women dont shop at Home Depot

Started by Bigdaddy, December 04, 2011, 01:21:56 PM

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Bigdaddy

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was
missing.
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
...
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a
customer,
Her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of
my price range.."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to
get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the
hinge?"

Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!
Free your mind...and your ass will follow!

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT, THEY'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE!!


burl

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poorboyzmuddin

BOG HARD BOG SAFE BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER KEEP THE PEDAL TO THE METAL

IT IS WHAT IT IS.......

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Jjay78

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