A new car for the ladys

Started by Bigdaddy, April 09, 2012, 08:26:12 PM

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Bigdaddy


The New 2012 Ford

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car
for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the
'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be
able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where


it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and

can be a real byTch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on

cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and
horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have
curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for
fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are
baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint
may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it
is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
Free your mind...and your ass will follow!

NEVER ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT, THEY'LL BRING YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL AND BEAT YOU WITH EXPERIENCE!!

magic


old school truck dude


Uncle Steve

==bgmS 10 Blazer with 31"s chevvv

Blazin40s

87 K5 Blazer, 42 TSL's, 355ci, TH400/208, D60/14ff

Jjay78

chevvv ==rf chevgal There's plenty of room for all god's creatures............ right next to the mashed potatoes.... ==rf chevgal chevvv

redneckmafia01


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chevvv

poorboyzmuddin

BOG HARD BOG SAFE BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER KEEP THE PEDAL TO THE METAL

IT IS WHAT IT IS.......

burl

Ahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah
==rf I Draw The line For The Shear Trill Of Crossing IT! ==rf

mud gremlin

Go big or go home

BIG DOG


CLYDE & family WE GOT MUD 4X4  37s TO 52" V TREADS LOVE PRIVATE BOGGS

woody11769

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