the mountain man ADULT

[BigFrank]

so the mountain man  pushin 80 years  was out hunting one sunny day   when he came across a couple young fellows duing the same  as they sat talking   the old man explained he had lived in the woods his whole life    surprised by this the young fellows started telling him about  all the wonders and excitment of city living    soon after they parted ways and went about there hunting    but the old man couldnt take his mind off the wonders of the city     before long temptation and intriuge took over and he packed up his things and headed for the city he was told about     after a long walk he stumbbled into town    the first place he went was the tavern he remembered the fellows tellin him as the place to go  when he walked in the barkeep really didnt belive his eyes but didnt think much as the old man bellyied up to the bar  sat down a bucket he was carrying and flopped down his bags shuffled around and pulled out a dead cat    the tender was bewildered but before he could ask     the old man ordered up a double shot of whiskey  as soon as it was set down he quickly slammed it down  picked up the dead cat and took a bite out of it and pulled his revolver out and shot the bucket  the bar keep didnt know what to thing not wanting to make a big deal he got the old man another shot  and he did the same thing  and now there was a foul smell coming from the holes in the bucket after about 5 more rounds of this the bar keep  asked the old man hey whats yer deal the old man explains to him about his life on the mountain and meeting the young fellows had told  him about going to the tavern and how much fun it was to eat and shoot the with people 

[BIG DOG]

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[Uncle Steve]

[betterbeaters]

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[this guy]

[Jjay78]

[jaysgirl]