'Moses, little long but its good

[Uncle Steve]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined
his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and
when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from
the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he
shook his head, promised himself a vacation
after the next big score, then clicked the light on
and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard,
'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined
his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam
came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep,' the parrot confesse d, then squawked,
'I'm just trying to warn you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the
world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed . 'What kind of
people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler
Jesus.'

[390JOE]

[Bigdaddy]

[Mudbuster]

[EvilPlots]

Lol! My dog is a chihuahua so i dont this would work as well with my parrots...