Nurses hearing

[Bigdaddy]

A male patient is lying in bed at a hospital with an oxygen mask over his face and still heavily sedated from more than four hours of operation. A young female nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

Patient: "Nurse" (he feebly mumbles from behind the mask) "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed young nurse: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

Patient (struggles again to ask): "Nurse, Please, Are my testicles black?"

Finally, she removes his covers, lifts his gown, takes a close look and says: "There is nothing wrong with them!"

Patient (slowly after removing his oxygen mask): "That was very nice but listen very, closely – ARE...MY...TEST...RESULTS...BACK?"

[Mudgrunt]

  there is some truth in that

[Uncle Steve]

[betterbeaters]

lol

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[Stump Jumper]

Loll

[J.C.]

Tell buck that one!

[Merc09]

Lol.

[ProGrade]

 

[edmalead]

VERY FUNNY!!!! 

[Newbie]

Lmao

[Jjay78]

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