One liners?

[just one more]

if it dosn't work we'll always wish it would have.

fu%7 me once, shame on you,
fu%7 me twice, shame on me.

[RedneckMudder]

my dad always told me this when i was younger and got hurt "itll feel better when it quits hurtin!" theres nothin that will piss u off more than some1 telling you that when u smash your finger or something haha but it feels good when you get to tell it to him

[marshall]

my dad always told me this when i was younger and got hurt "itll feel better when it quits hurtin!" theres nothin that will piss u off more than some1 telling you that when u smash your finger or something haha but it feels good when you get to tell it to him

ya, lol, i always heard it only hurts til the pain goes away

[MR NASTY]

if it dosn't work we'll always wish it would have.

fu%7 me once, shame on you,
fu%7 me twice, shame on me.

thats a two liner

[damn_ford]

my race motto went from "gettin bent havin fun is better than winning and miserable"
to...GET BENT

had that on my back window in the 90s. now i see a few trucks running around withit.

[extricator1]

  better out than in i say!

[4x4ZR2]

id like to quote the late and great colonel sanders "im too drunk to taste this chicken"

[RubberDuckie]

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

[MR NASTY]

If the truth hurts its still the truth...

[Eroq]

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Hammerlane]

Dad's response to lessons in life...

Don't like the hole your standin in...

























Quit diggin!!

[355REDNECK]

hold my beer and whatch this
Pin it to win it

[bwdramcharger]

could of would of  should of dont matter much now

its not my fault someone peed in your gene pool

[Wild One]

[Coon Dog]

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

LOL

I dont care if you judge me.  Just don't pass judgment on me!

Take your time, but hurry up!

[4xjeepfreak]

When you assume, it makes an ASS of U and ME.   Its a JEEP thing.     FORD tough with CHEVY stuff.   BALLS TO THE WALL.       IN IT TO WIN IT.        DID I DO THAT    THERE ARE NO DUMB ?s, ONLY DUMB PEOPLE.      Its all about getting DIRTY.       Take it EASY.         Hind sight is always 20/20.    Tread lightly LOL.    This stinks, smell it.       

[marshall]

sometimes you get the bull, sometimes you get the horns!

[7387chevynut]

When your crusin for a piece of ass just remember what to look for.....big tits and dumb as shitt


Dont piss down my back and tell me its raining.


When your drunk.........theres no such thing as a bad idea.

[Bo Duke]

id like to quote the late and great colonel sanders "im too drunk to taste this chicken"

With all due respect that aint worth a velvet painting of a wale and a dolphin gettin it on.....

[buddman (AKA Mick)]

TRUST ME!!!!!