One liners?

BigFrank · February 03, 2011, 12:53:30 AM

guote from grandpa lol whiskeys ruff in the mornin but this is today and id rather be lucky than good country folks will survive

marshall · February 06, 2011, 03:03:32 AM

dont start vast projects with half vast ideas

you cant win on the first lap, but you can lose on the first lap!

extricator1 · February 06, 2011, 06:16:46 PM

it`s like a sore peter, you cant beat it!

Big-Al · February 13, 2011, 05:37:06 AM

GO BIG OR GO HOME........

OLD TRUCKERS NEVER DIE, THEY JUST GET A NEW PETERBUILT............

DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW..........

FIRE, SAVE THE MATCHES,F$CK A DUCK , AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS..........

OH CUM NOW !!!!!!

DON'T PISS IN THE WIND.........

IF MOMMA AIN'T HAPPY , NO'ONES HAPPY..........

EAT

AND DIE.........

Coon Dog · March 28, 2011, 04:10:34 AM

Im not that lost, but I'm for sure not found!

woody11769 · March 28, 2011, 05:04:29 AM

Like the black guy that bought a new suit for his Vasectomy.
he said ......"If he was going to be impotent he thought he better look impotent"

woody11769 · March 28, 2011, 05:23:42 AM

ok i'll say it the most famous line of them all...........Is It In Yet ?

Hitman89x · March 28, 2011, 05:25:21 AM

F*c*, F*c*, F*c* a Duck, Screw a kangaroo, Finger bang an orangutan at your local zoo!

All work and no play, makes me a dull boy....

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what your gunna get.. - forrest gump

woody11769 · March 28, 2011, 05:42:34 AM

well son life is like a bowl of cereal what aint frut's n nuts is flakes..........My Dad

A Goddamn dummy knows more then you do ..............My Grand Pa

Hitman89x · March 28, 2011, 05:55:33 AM

mmmm what do you say when you see your T.V. floating in the dark ...

Big Mudder · March 28, 2011, 07:21:28 AM

better to be pissed off than pissed on.

greenmachine · April 04, 2011, 05:14:33 PM

drive it like you f--kin stole it

ProGrade · April 05, 2011, 02:57:07 AM

Take 'er easy, and if she's easy, I'll taker 'er a lot.

You can't fix stupid.

MR NASTY · April 05, 2011, 02:58:05 AM

You'd be better off sticking you hand up a grizzly bears ass than pissing me off

MR NASTY · April 05, 2011, 02:59:18 AM

Save your horn blow a trucker.

CowboyUp · April 05, 2011, 01:02:47 PM

This aint my first rodeo, cowboy
What any guy with two dicks would say to his tailor when he asks if he dresses to the right or left.......yup

chico · April 05, 2011, 03:58:59 PM

what's up doc ?

Boggerram87 · April 05, 2011, 09:34:44 PM

Your Mom Goes To College!

Kyle · April 06, 2011, 06:51:00 AM

cuz thats how i roll

CowboyUp · April 06, 2011, 03:58:22 PM

milk was a bad choice -ron burgandy